Onion News

Some food related headlines from the fast few weeks of The Onion:
In political news:
The Secretary of Agriculture stumbles through a speech forgetting what corn is. Trying to play it cool, he says a few gems: “Corn is…downright, uh, essential to…mostly all of us…farm-wise?”
In heath news:
Salmonella passed FDA testing with reassuring results from a clinical trial [...]

Links: The Onion

The Onion has recently posted quite a few food related articles. Here is a quick link round-up. Check these out for a laugh…
Dad Tests Limits Of Cheesecake Factory Vibrating Pager. A quote from the dad in the article: “I’ll bet I can get all the way behind the Barnes & Noble, no problem.”
K-Y Introduces New [...]